cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

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I learned that people can easily forget that others are human.
"Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)

(Source: eolithandbone)

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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

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laughparty:

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels

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nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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cactusaenigma:

bythewayimbi:

Grim reaper, you classy whore

The Devil Wears Prada 

cactusaenigma:

bythewayimbi:

Grim reaper, you classy whore

The Devil Wears Prada 

(Source: undeadmachinery)

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loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

image

you know too much.

(Source: puets)

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