dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

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comingupforblair:

"They’re only fictional characters"

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whatthefjoey:

I heard you were talking shit

whatthefjoey:

I heard you were talking shit

(Source: unfoldyourlies)

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comupter:

send me nudes so i can laugh at them

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weteevee:

strangecharmer:

weteevee:

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

(Source: flygoing)

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easilyhumored:

Life of

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609…

Now available on DVD

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bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

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prettybluescarf:

I’M NOT ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!”

I’M JUST ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED.”

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bestnatesmithever:

Because Jesus likes to get all up in that

bestnatesmithever:

Because Jesus likes to get all up in that

(Source: lameboob)

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